Occubride to Wed Seattle Building

by lewwaters

We don’t call them the looney left for no reason 😉

From reports by MyNorthwest.com and KOMO News

Babylonia Aivaz who boasts of being arrested weeks ago as one of the occupiers who seized the building, now proclaims her love of the building by announcing her plans to marry it. She states, “I’m doing this to show the building how much I love it, how much I love community space and how much I love this neighborhood. And I want to stop it from gentrification,” after trying for a stretch equating her marriage to the building to the Citizens United Supreme Court decision where corporations were equated to people.

Not to Babylonia, corporations are comprised of people. Buildings are comprised of brick, mortar, wood, steel and other materials.

As the state is focused on same sex marriage in the legislature, Babylonia states she will have an ordained minister officiating at her “Gay Wedding.”

Wedding March for Babylonia

UPDATE: Photos of the “Gay Wedding” here. The “Bride” declared this as a “Gay Wedding” based her also declaring the warehouse to be a woman.

6 Comments to “Occubride to Wed Seattle Building”

  1. Gee. Greg Owens will be very unhappy to hear that somebody wants to “marry” an inanimate object. However, there will be no harm done to either the building or the woman in any case. And the building could even have a bedroom for the both of them.

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  2. Her “groom” is scheduled for demolition soon. In fact, it has already began.

    Will she sue the state now over being denied conjugal rights with the love of her life?

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  3. Maybe they’ll save her a piece of pipe or something. I suppose she could sue for “loss of affection”. I’m sure there is a scummy lawyer for her somewhere.

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  4. As a person who is a court appointed legal guardian of a mentally ill sibling I must say…
    There is a court and a judge for her in this state…
    it is simply not a civil court suit judge.

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  5. “””Her “groom” is scheduled for demolition soon. In fact, it has already began.”””

    Jilted at the altar???

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  6. 🙂 This is one of the funniest things I have seen this week! Jilted pride or jilted prize? Either way, the building is gone and she needs to get a real life….

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